Humour
Another Hunter Story
A Sardar went hunting one day in Ontario, Canada and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by a game warden who didn't like Sardars.
The game warden ordered the Sardar to show his hunting license, and the Sardar pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license.
The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from Ontario. This is a Quebec duck. You got a Quebec hunting license, boy?"
The Sardar reached into his wallet and produced a Quebec hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Quebec duck. This duck's from Manitoba. You got a Manitoba license?"
The Sardar reached into his wallet and produced a Manitoba hunting license.
The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Manitoba duck. This duck here's from Nova Scotia. You got a Nova Scotia hunting license?"
Again the Sardar reached into his wallet and brought out a Nova Scotia hunting license.
The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the Sardar, "Just where the hell are you from?"
The Sardar smiled, turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, "You tell me, you're the expert".
Conversation about this article
1: Ravinder Sandhu (Toronto), March 01, 2007, 10:48 AM.
This is reminiscent of Sikh "jokes" that generally leave a bad taste in the mouth...mean and vulgar. We can do better than that!
2: Preeti (Canada), April 16, 2007, 8:52 PM.
Very funny joke. I just found this site and i'm loving it...keep up the good work!
3: Ishwarjot (Toronto, Ontario), June 23, 2007, 11:46 AM.
LOL...Amazing! I know what Ravinder is saying, but I think this joke might qualify as a bit mean but certainly not vulgar on my scale. Cheers ... it's just a joke.
4: Mukesh (London), July 25, 2007, 7:51 AM.
Jokes are jokes...need some humour in life...just laugh it off!
5: Ashmeet (Delhi, India), March 11, 2008, 5:55 AM.
Well, that's surely mean ... but c'mon! The warden was mean ... so, the Sikh dude gave him a taste of his own smartness!