Photos: Copyright - The Punjab Pentagon - Attn: Bharpoor Singh.
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Satellite Photos
by BALWANT KAUR [Information Officer, PP]　
A number of hitherto unknown satellite photographs have just been released by The Punjab Pentagon ("PP").
Ostensibly taken of the White House in Washington, D.C. sometime in late September of 2001, we still await confirmation of their authenticity.
We await word from the PP's American counterpart as to whether there was indeed a fifth plane, as it appears from these photographs, during 9/11 that managed to get to The White House.
Also, we await confirmation of the newly surfaced allegation that Mr Bush was on the premises during the tragic attack, and was found hanging upside down, in mid-air of the Oval Office, after the unfortunately long period that it took the rescuers to get to him. The full impact of a prolonged inverted position on his health has yet to be revealed, at least in term of medical specifics.
Here are the photos.
We'll keep you apprised of further disclosures.
　
[Courtesy: The Hoshiarpur Herald]
August 15, 2009
Conversation about this article
1: Daljit Kaur (Birmingham, U.K.), August 16, 2009, 7:25 AM.
This explains it all. Did Mr. Bush recover - ever - or was his body double burdened to cover for him for the seven years that followed?
2: Anandpal Singh (Pittsburgh, U.S.A.), August 16, 2009, 8:38 AM.
The photos capture what George W. in fact did to the White House ... and America! Great piece!
3: Mike Halsam (New York, U.S.A.), August 16, 2009, 8:42 AM.
I don't know how you did it, but it's hilarious! I keep on coming back to it and staring at the photos. I've sent these all over ... and the reaction is astounding!